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  " You Jehovahs? Yeah? I knew cuz you're black. If you were white, you'd be Mormans! Ha! Have a good one!"

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  12 years ago

  just got back from field service.

  white guy driving a delivery truck waived at my partner and i, rolled down the window and yelled this.

  he meant no harm, just a jovial fellow working on a saturday.

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  TS - Thats funny.

  Villagegirl - there are many here "stuck in" for one reason or another. But i think you were joking?

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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

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  12 years ago

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  Violia - Funny how that works. - not once has any of them contacted me with the spirit world

  My wife too believes in the spirit realm. I on the other hand do not.

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  Were You A Sneaky Jehovah's Witness?

  by minimus in

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  12 years ago

  you know, the type that looked like a model witness but at home you were not the best example o your family?.

  or maybe you accepted from the faithful slave that oral sex was bad, but you did it secretly---same with masturbation.. or perhaps you put in some wonderful hours and placements on that report slip, knowing you might have exaggerated just a bit.. so, were you one who practiced what you preached?.

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  Yes, I was very sneaky. But I always felt bad and ashamed of it. But now the guilt is gone. Now I feel sad for anyone stuck inside with all the guilt the WTBTS puts on them.

  Drunk a lot.

  Huffed gas 2 times as a teen.

  Cussed a lot since I can remember.

  Ate 2 pot cookies.

  Toward the end, I turned in time I didn't have for service.

  

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  More Darwin Award candidates

  by glenster in

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  12 years ago

  darwin award candidates.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/darwin_awards.

  argh!

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  If someone is dumb enough to set themselves on fire, let em burn. Time to thin the herd…

  Note to self… Never go to Russia…

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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

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  12 years ago

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  Finkelstein - Yeah. When I played it, my brother-in-law's friend was moving the device. I could tell because I barley had my fingers on it and when I put pressure on it once or twice I noticed his finger straining to move it in the direction he wanted it to go. When I called him out on it he denied moving it. I looked at him puzzled and said "You are full of shit"

  It was just what I expected... a whole lotta nuthin...

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  Where to begin?

  by DATA-DOG in

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  12 years ago

  good morning everyone,.

  i am drinking coffee and thinking about something that kept my tossing and turning all night.

  i want to tell my wife, the elders, my friends, that i have been watching a pattern develope within the wtbts for years, and that i love them all but feel that tha wtbts has become a mirror of ancient jerusalem when they strayed.

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  Best of luck to you Data Dog. If my wife was a totally brainwashed drone, I don't know where we'd be.

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  I played with the Ouija board last night....

  by dazed but not confused in

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  2. humour

  12 years ago

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  Notjustyet – They are the very definition of CRAZY.

  In the last week and a half there have been no mention of demons of ghosts bothering my MIL and her family since the elders left.

  I guess Jehovah and the elders did their job...

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  My mom unfriended me on Facebook...

  by dazed but not confused in

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  12 years ago

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  dazed but not confused 12 years ago

  After talking to her (mom) she sent me a friend request. I accepted after a week of thinking about it. I decided to block her and my sister from seeing my “Likes” on FB. I figure if I post something “apostate” I will block them from seeing it. We don’t talk much anymore anyway. Its a good thing we're hundreds of miles apart.

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  Please Give Me Ideas For Easter Drinks Made With Alcohol

  by minimus in

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  12 years ago

  on sunday, i voluntered to make some drinks on easter sunday afternoon/evening.. if you have any suggestions, including blender drinks, please share..

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  dazed but not confused 12 years ago

  Mangria - Adam Carolla's first.

  

  

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  "Millions Now Living Will Never Die," Predicted the Watctower before 1914.

  by Scott77 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  12 years ago

  predicted the watctower falsely predicted before 1914 that,"millions now living will never die" before 1914. its now a year before we hit 100 years mark.

  was god's or god's holy spirit guiding them when they falsely predicted that prophesy?

  what is your reaction or perspective on this big lie?.

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  What is your reaction or perspective on this big lie?

  FU$K EM. Time to move on.

  Millions now living will never go back. Fool me once....

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